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Movies are meant to bring people together, inspire, and entertain. Here are the best movie quotes of all time that have from iconic movies.
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Movie Quote #1
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” —Billy Crystal as Harry in When Harry Met Sally . Some of these best movie quotes are actually from books. Here are some movies that were books first .
Movie Quote #2
“Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!” —Alfonso Bedoya as Gold Hat in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre .
Movie Quote #3
“Yo, Adrian!” —Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky . Do you know where Rocky took place? These are the most iconic movies set in every state .
Movie Quote #4
“I don’t want to survive. I want to live.” —Chiwetel Ejiofor as Solomon Northup in 12 Years a Slave .
Movie Quote #5
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” —Vivian Leigh as Blanch in A Streetcar Named Desire .
Movie Quote #6
“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.” —Viola Davis as Aibileen Clark in The Help .
Movie Quote #7
“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” —Julia Roberts as Anna Scott in Notting Hill . These films are known for their famous movie quotes, but these films are known for their famous one-liners .
Movie Quote #8
“Elementary, my dear Watson.” —Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes .
Movie Quote #9
“You make me want to be a better man.” —Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in As Good as It Gets .
Movie Quote #10
“Just keep swimming.” —Ellen DeGeneres as Dory in Finding Nemo .
Movie Quote #11
“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” —Karolyn Grimes as Zuzu in It’s a Wonderful Life . You’ll find more of the best movie quotes in these top Christmas movies of all time .
Movie Quote #12
“I’m the king of the world!” —Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic . Can you guess which famous books these quotes are from?
Movie Quote #13
“Houston, we have a problem.” —Kevin Bacon as Jack Swigert in Apollo 13 .
Movie Quote #14
“To infinity and beyond!” —Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story .
Movie Quote #15
“As if!” —Alicia Silverstone as Cher in Clueless . You might have all of the best movie quotes memorized, but do you know these surprising movie trivia facts ?
Movie Quote #16
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” —Emily Blunt as Emily Charlton in The Devil Wears Prada .
Movie Quote #17
“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” —The Evil Queen in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves .
Movie Quote #18
“If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” —Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken .
Movie Quote #19
“Wax on, wax off.” —Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid .
Movie Quote #20
“If you build it, he will come.” —Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe Jackson in Field of Dreams .
Movie Quote #21
“You complete me.” —Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire . Reserve the next few Friday nights to watch the most romantic movies of all time .
Movie Quote #22
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” —Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain .
Movie Quote #23
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” —Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane!
Movie Quote #24
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.” —Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poets Society . People often get the best movie quotes wrong. Check out famous movie quotes that everyone messes up .
Movie Quote #25
“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.” —James Cromwell as Arthur Hoggett in Babe .
Movie Quote #26
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” —Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future . Love these famous movie quotes? You’ll also want to watch the funniest movies of all time .
Movie Quote #27
“Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.” —Mae West as Tira in I’m No Angel .
Movie Quote #28
“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplane. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” —Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham in King Kong .
Movie Quote #29
“My Mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.'” —Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump . You can catch a lot of these famous movie quotes in these iconic movies .
Movie Quote #30
“Go ahead, make my day.” —Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact . These are some memorable last words from iconic people.
Movie Quote #31
“It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.” —Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark .
Movie Quote #32
“There’s no place like home.” —Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz .
Movie Quote #33
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off .
Movie Quote #34
“We’ll always have Paris.” —Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca . Can’t get enough of these famous movie quotes? You’ll also love reading the funniest quotes of all time .
Movie Quote #35
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” —Christian Bale as Batman in Batman Begins . If you’re a fan of action-packed movies, our roundup of the scariest movies will keep you on the edge of your seat…or hiding behind it.
Movie Quote #36
“Get busy living, or get busy dying.” —Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption .
Movie Quote #37
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” —Kevin Spacey as Roger “Verbal” Kint in The Usual Suspects .
Movie Quote #38
“Only one thing counts in this life—get them to sign on the line that is dotted.” —Alec Baldwin as Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross .
Movie Quote #39
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” —Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart . These quotes will make you miss your favorite movies and television shows .
Movie Quote #40
“There’s no crying in baseball!” —Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own .
Movie Quote #41
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” —Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather: Part II .
Movie Quote #42
“Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.” —Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button .
Movie Quote #43
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” —Ali MacGraw as Jennifer Cavilleri in Love Story . If you think you’re an expert on the best movie quotes, see if you can guess the movie that made these quotes famous .
Movie Quote #44
“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” —Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit .
Movie Quote #45
“You had me at ‘Hello.'” —Renee Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd in Jerry Maguire .
Movie Quote #46
“Try not. Do—or do not. There is no try.” —Frank Oz as Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back . Don’t forget to check out these other memorable Star Wars quotes !
Movie Quote #47
“The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake.” —Samuel E. Wright as Sebastian in The Little Mermaid . These movies have hilarious titles in other countries .
Movie Quote #48
“By protecting others, you save yourselves.” —Takashi Shimura as Kambei Shimada in Seven Samurai .
Movie Quote #49
“Calling it your job don’t make it right, boss.” —Paul Newman as Luke in Cool Hand Luke .
Movie Quote #50
“As my plastic surgeon always said, if you gotta go, go with a smile.” —Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman . Now that you’ve memorized the best movie quotes, read up on the most quotable books of all time .
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The 30 Funniest Movie One-Liners of All Time
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From life lessons that bear repeating to meme-ified lines that have become part of our cultural lexicon, these hilarious movie one-liners are sure to crack you up. And when you want to impress your friends with your movie knowledge, check out these 30 Movie Facts That Will Blow Your Mind .
1 "She doesn't even go here!"
Mean Girls (2004)
-Damian ( Daniel Franzese ) calling out an overly-enthusiastic speaker at an anti-bullying assembly.
2 "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride (1987)
-Inigo Montoya ( Mandy Patinkin ) to Vizzini ( Wallace Shawn ) after he utters "inconceivable" one too many times.
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3 "Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie."
Heathers (1988)
-JD ( Christian Slater ) to Veronica ( Winona Ryder ) after picking her up from a bad date.
4 "These go to 11."
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
-Nigel Tufnel ( Christopher Guest ) to explaining what makes Spinal Tap's amps so special to Marty DiBergi ( Rob Reiner ).
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5 "This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
The Big Lebowski (1998)
-Walter ( John Goodman ) to Smokey ( Jimmie Dale Gilmore ) when he steps over the line while bowling.
6 "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
-President Merkin Muffley ( Peter Sellers ) when a tussle breaks out.
7 "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
-The Insulting Frenchman ( John Cleese ) to King Arthur ( Graham Chapman ) when he and his knights arrive at the castle.
8 "There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."
The First Wives Club (1996)
-Elise ( Goldie Hawn ) to Dr. Morris Packman ( Rob Reiner ) when he denies her more fillers.
9 "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
-Jack Sparrow ( Johnny Depp ) as he escapes a hallucination in which he's surrounded by versions of himself.
10 "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane (1980)
-Dr. Rumack ( Leslie Nielsen ) dismissing Ted Striker ( Robert Hays ) after he says, "Surely, you can't be serious."
11 "There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
-Elwood ( Dan Aykroyd ) to Jake ( John Belushi ) as they try to make it to their gig on time.
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Spaceballs (1987)
-Lord Dark Helmet ( Rick Moranis ) explaining his relationship—or lack thereof—to Lone Starr ( Bill Pullman ).
13 "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!"
Ghostbusters (1984)
-Dr. Peter Venkman ( Bill Murray ) trying to explain what will happen to New York if an ancient evil makes its way out of a recently-discovered gateway to another dimension.
14 "The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?"
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
-Monsieur Gustave ( Ralph Fiennes ) to Zero ( Tony Revolori ) as they investigate a series of mysterious happenings in and around the hotel.
15 "There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
Goldmember (2002)
-Nigel Powers ( Michael Caine ) during a tense meeting with his arch-rival, Goldmember ( Mike Myers ).
16 "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."
As Good As it Gets (1997)
-Melvin Udall ( Jack Nicholson) to Nora ( Lupe Ontiveros ) after she asks him to walk an injured neighbor's dog.
17 "What is this? A center for ants?
Zoolander (2001)
-Derek Zoolander ( Ben Stiller ) to Mugatu ( Will Ferrell ) upon seeing a scale model of the literacy center named after him.
18 "McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
Superbad (2007)
-Evan ( Michael Cera ) to Fogell ( Christopher Mintz-Plasse ) on his choice of name on his fake I.D.
19 "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
-Andy ( Paul Rudd ) ending his summer romance with Lindsay ( Elizabeth Banks ).
20 "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
-Jessica Rabbit ( Kathleen Turner ) explaining her unfairly-earned reputation to Eddie Valiant ( Bob Hoskins ).
21 "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
-Royal Tenenbaums ( Gene Hackman) to Ari ( Grant Rosenmeyer) and Uzi ( Jonah Meyerson) after he's been banned from seeing his family.
22 "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
-Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) to Marion Ravenwood ( Karen Allen ) on how he's aged.
23 "Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?"
Back to the Future (1985)
-Biff ( Thomas F. Wilson ) to George McFly ( Crispin Glover ) in the diner.
24 "I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
Bridesmaids (2011)
-Megan ( Melissa McCarthy ) to Annie ( Kristen Wiig ) after meeting a tall man at a party.
25 "Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever."
Knocked Up (2007)
-Pete ( Paul Rudd) to Ben (Seth Rogen) on the joys of married life.
26 "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
Groundhog Day (1993)
-Phil Connors ( Bill Murray) conveying his excitement about Punxsutawney Phil's forecast.
27 "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."
Animal House (1978)
-Dean Wormer ( John Vernon) to Flounder ( Stephen Furst ) upon reviewing his grades.
28 "I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them."
The Addams Family (1993)
-Gomez Addams ( Raul Julia ) to Uncle Fester ( Christopher Lloyd ) on the joys of parenthood.
29 "So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea."
Coming to America (1988)
-King Jaffe Joffer ( James Earl Jones) , to his son, Prince Akeem ( Eddie Murphy) , on life's greatest lessons.
30 "We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
Best in Show (2000)
-Sherri Ann Cabot ( Jennifer Coolidge ) to interviewer on her relationship with her much-older husband.
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The Top 50 Famous Movie Quotes (How Many Do You Know?)
Updated: March 11, 2022
Published: September 21, 2018
Movies can be an escape from reality or an inspiration. We often relate to the characters, situations they’re presented with, or words they speak. And many famous quotes have originated from movies.
Whether you’re a film buff or enjoy watching the occasional movie on Netflix, memorable movie phrases have likely made their way into your everyday vocabulary, presentations, or water cooler talk. Check out the movie quotes below and test your memory to see how many you remember.
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Famous Movie Quotes
1. “May the Force be with you.” - Star Wars, 1977
2. “There's no place like home.” - The Wizard of Oz, 1939
3. “I'm the king of the world!” - Titanic, 1997
4. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” - Dead Poets Society, 1989
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson.” - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939
6. “It's alive! It's alive!” - Frankenstein, 1931
7. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” - Forrest Gump, 1994
8. “I'll be back.” - The Terminator, 1984
9. “You're gonna need a bigger boat.” - Jaws, 1975
10. “Here's looking at you, kid.” - Casablanca,1942
11. “My precious.” - The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, 2002
12. “Houston, we have a problem.” - Apollo 13, 1995
13. “There's no crying in baseball!” - A League of Their Own, 1992
14. “E.T. phone home.” - E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, 1982
15. “You can't handle the truth!” - A Few Good Men, 1992
16. “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” - Goldfinger, 1964
17. “Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” - Auntie Mame, 1958
18. “If you build it, he will come.” - Field of Dreams, 1989
19. “The stuff that dreams are made of.” - The Maltese Falcon, 1941
20. “Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937
21. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” - The Godfather Part II, 1974
22. “I am your father.” - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
23. “Just keep swimming.” -Finding Nemo, 2003
24. “Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” - The Pride of the Yankees, 1942
25. “You is kind. You is smart. You is important.” - The Help, 2011
26. “What we've got here is failure to communicate.” - Cool Hand Luke, 1967
27. “Hasta la vista, baby.” - Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991
28. “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” - On the Waterfront, 1954
29. "Bond. James Bond." - Dr. No, 1962
30. “You talking to me?” - Taxi Driver, 1976
31. “Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.” - Back to the Future, 1985
32. “That'll do, pig. That'll do.” - Babe, 1995
33. “I'm walking here! I'm walking here!” - Midnight Cowboy, 1969
34. "It was beauty killed the beast." - King Kong, 1933
35. “Stella! Hey, Stella!” - A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
36. "As if!" - Clueless, 1995
37. “Here's Johnny!” - The Shining, 1980
38. “Rosebud.” - Citizen Kane, 1941
39. “I'll have what she's having.” - When Harry Met Sally, 1989
40. “Inconceivable!” - The Princess Bride, 1987
41. “All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.” - Sunset Boulevard, 1950
42. “Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.” - All About Eve, 1950
43. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” - Dirty Dancing, 1987
44. “Well, nobody's perfect.” - Some Like it Hot, 1959
45. “Snap out of it!” - Moonstruck, 1987
46. “You had me at ‘hello.’" - Jerry Maguire, 1996
47. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" - Braveheart, 1995
48. “To infinity and beyond!” - Toy Story, 1995
49. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls.” - The Sandlot, 1993
50. “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.” - The Wizard of Oz, 1939
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Comedic and Iconic Movie Lines: The Best One-Liners in Cinema
O ne-liners can be hilarious. Other movie one-liners are deep, even dark, while others are just straight up weird. Regardless of the genre, they’re usually remembered long after the movie’s release, and the words can impact an entire generation. Don’t believe me? See if you’ve ever said or heard any of these phrases in conversation. You might not even know what movie they’re from. But that’s okay!
We’ve curated a list of some of the best funny movie one-liners, some dramatic examples, and even a few creepy mentions. Let’s take a look.
Iconic, Dramatic, and Funny Movie One-Liners
The best movie one-liners.
Ranking seems silly but we did it anyway. We didn’t rank by category, just based on a gut feeling and what the line did for the scene or film.
What’s considered “the best” is always up for debate, and honestly, I’m not a fan of ranking. But, just for fun, let’s start with some classics and see where we end up.
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
55. “i’m walking here”.
If you missed Dustin Hoffman's performance in Midnight Cowboy , you likely didn't miss the famous phrase it bore. You know a line is truly indelible as this one when it gets parodied this many times.
Midnight Cowboy gives not only a line, but an attitude
54. "i'm as mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this anymore".
You may have never seen Network, but it's strangely relevant for today's socioeconomic and political climate. Whichever side you sit, it's also just really good movie.
Speech from Network sounds weirdly relevant today
Jerry maguire, 53. “show me the money”.
Reiterated in many movies (most notably Austin Powers), "show me the money," is surely used by everyone, even those who have never seen Jerry Maguire .
Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. "show me the money" scene
Toy story 2, 52. “to infinity and beyond”.
Now, I'm not sure this one-liner necessarily "beats" the few above in quality or depth, but its use spans (at least) two generations. Not to mention, the sequels are actually pretty good.
This also became the Buzz Lightyear toy catchphrase
It: chapter one, 51. "now i'm gonna have to kill this f***ing clown.".
Actor, Finn Wolfhard delivers the line and it's probably the more badass than all of his lines from Stranger Things, combined.
It movie ending one-liner
When harry met sally, 50. "when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.".
And now we side-step over to romantic comedies. Cheesy or adorable, maybe a little bit of both, When Harry Met Sally boasts a few memorable one-liners. We'll see another a little later in the list.
Billy Crystal's one-liner
49. “love means never having to say you’re sorry.”.
Aw, how many decorative wall art pieces did this inspire. Just kidding, cheesy or not, this line has been repeated a number of times since the film's release in 1970.
Run with him to a minute and 30 seconds to hear the line
48. “shaken, not stirred.”.
For every corny dad out there, or maybe just for mine, because that's definitely how I learned this line. Luckily, I stopped saying it by the time I was actually old enough to order a drink.
This line was said in many Bond movies
Sudden impact, 47. “go ahead, make my day.”.
Clint Eastwood had to make the list, so we went ahead and added this iconic scene from Sudden Impact.
Wait for the one-liner towards the end of the scene
46. “here’s lookin at you, kid.”.
So famous and so iconic, you know that's true because this one really does span generations.
One the most famous lines of all time
45. “i’ll be back.”.
Said in the Terminator voice, of course. And often quickly followed by "Hasta la vista, baby." May we never forget how our 10-year-old selves used to leave a room.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
Field of dreams, 44. “if you build it, he will come.”.
Not to be confused with "if they build it, they will come," which never actually said in this film. But I guess people hear what they want to hear, thanks to the real phrase for giving us something to work with. Below, wait for it at about one minute and 30 seconds.
Life lessons from Field of Dreams
E.t. the extra terrestrial, 43. “e.t. phone home.”.
Yeah, sometimes we say this one for no real reason at all. It's cute, and it's a little weird, just like the movie.
Drew Barrymore is almost as adorable as E.T.
Taxi driver, 42. “you talkin to me”.
The best part about this iconic movie one-liner is that it comes directly from De Niro improvising.
Taxi Drive infamous movie one-liner
The shining, 41. “here’s johnny”.
And then there are those that are iconic because the level at which they freaked us the hell out. I've heard people say this in real life, and I really question who they are as a person.
And there he is: Jack Nicholson in the Shining
40. “houston, we have a problem.”.
We do don't we? Because whenever you hear this phrase, there usually is an issue with whatever situation you're in. The gravity of how often this phrase is used is overwhelming. Pun absolutely intended.
Tom Hanks delivers the famous line
39. "yippie-ki-yay, motherf—er.".
Bruce Willis added the "the mother f--ker" part for fun. It did so well with the test audience, it stuck.
Sometimes actors write the lines
A league of their own, 38. “there’s no crying in baseball”.
Sage advice from Tom Hanks' Jimmy Dugan that can be applied to any situation. Love this film and this line.
A League of Their Own movie one-liner
37. “i’m the king of the world”.
I've said this at least a hundred times as a kid. And maybe even as an adult, just in my head.
Liberating movie one-liners
A few good men, 36. “you can’t handle the truth”.
Aaron Sorkin was at it since his first film, giving us a one-liner almost everyone as at least heard once or twice.
That classic Nicholson face
The usual suspects, 35. "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.".
I didn't even realize this was from a movie, I just assumed some sage said it. Maybe they did. Either way, it entered into the cultural ether in The Usual Suspects .
One-liners frame interesting perspectives
Best in show, 34. “we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.”.
It doesn't really matter what's being said in this movie, it's all hilarious because the characters are incredible. To refresh your memory, or if you've never seen Best in Show , watch below.
Best in Show one-liner
Star wars: the last jedi, 33. "the greatest teacher, failure is.".
Ah, yes, how could we leave Yoda out. Forget, we must not. Include him, we must. I don't know. Here's a good one-liner from Yoda.
Learning from Yoda's one-liners
Spider-man: homecoming, 32. "if you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.".
It's too new to be iconic, but I think it has the most depth than the majority of this list. Maybe one day it will be considered iconic, but for now, I'll just appreciate it for it's truth.
Robert Downy Jr. schools Spiderman
When harry met sally, 31. “i’ll have what she’s having.”.
Iconic, fun, and has probably been repeated by anyone capable of speaking. The rando who delivers the line is definitely not talking about food, but that's typically how it's used in real life.
When Harry Met Sally has a few one-liners
30. “i am serious. and don’t call me shirley.”.
Airplane! I love this movie! The humor can be enjoyed by literally anyone, and the plays on words are almost too perfect.
Anyone who knows it probably loves this line
Frankenstein (1931), 29. “it’s alive it’s alive”.
If this list reflected the most known phrases, this would be number one. It's actually a little creepier than I remember. I said it as a child so many times but now that I watch the clip, I'm not sure I'll want to pass it along to my own kids. Though, I'm sure they'll hear it somewhere.
The original "It's alive!"
The jazz singer (1927), 28. “you ain’t heard nothin yet.”.
There could probably be separate article just on how many times this one-liner was used in cinema. But it originated in 1920s.
How many times have you heard this?
Almost famous, 27. “i am a golden god”.
I'm not sure how often this is yelled from rooftops, but I personally have always wanted to.
"I'm on drugs" isn't a terrible preface to this one-liner
26. “as if.”.
Quite possibly one of the greatest teen movies of all time, Clueless created its own language, way before Mean Girls was a thing.
90s one-liners are always a favorite
The big lebowski, 25. “the dude abides.”.
He sure does. I mean, is it really a one-liner or is it more of a motto? What's the difference? In light of the Dude, whatever.
Funny movie one-liners
24. “you’re gonna need a bigger boat.”.
Classic, iconic, and over-used. But it definitely deserves a mention.
Infamous movie one-liners
23. “may the force be with you.”.
So powerful, May the fourth is now Star Wars Day.
Bordering historic one-liner
22. “i am your father.”.
This line is so ubiquitous, it's hard to imagine how powerful this twist actually was.
Where would the movies be without this scene
The wizard of oz, 21. “i'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too".
One of the most known phrases in cinematic history, this one-liner can give a child and a 90-year-old something to talk about.
Wizard of Oz one-liner
20. “your aura is purple.”.
Another Almost Famous line because what a great movie. Hippies love this one. I love this one. Your parents probably have never heard of it.
Almost Famous is filled with great one-liners
Bridesmaids, 19. “i’m glad he’s single, because i’m going to climb that like a tree.”.
Melissa McCarthy makes my life. She spits out ridiculousness regularly and while they can't be considered "classics" just yet, at least one of her lines deserves a spot.
Bridesmaids movie one-liner
The godfather, 18. "i'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.".
Back to basics, but not in the boring sense. This is one of those sayings that you probably forgot where it originated from.
The Godfather famous lines
Pulp fiction, 17. “they call it a royale with cheese.”.
Of course, we couldn't have a list of lines without Tarantino. John Travolta delivers hits magically delicious line in Pulp Fiction.
Try ordering this out
16. "toto, i've a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.".
I think I heard someone say this before I even saw the movie, which is actually hard to accomplish, because this is like the first movie every child sees.
Great set design aided this iconic phrase
Apocalypse now, 15. "i love the smell of napalm in the morning.".
The fact that this one caught on in mainstream society reminds just how weird and awesome people can be.
Famous Apocalypse Now move line
14. “say hello to my little friend”.
Al Pacino gives us the best (violent) one-liner probably in cinematic history. It's ridiculous, and if we heard it today, it probably wouldn't even stick. But for some reason, Al Pacino in 1983 as Tony Montana wins every time.
One of the most notorious lines in movie history
13. “there’s no place like home.”.
This phrase and those ruby red slippers will be around forever.
Most famous Wizard of Oz line
12. “leave the gun. take the cannoli.”.
This probably should've been lower on the list in comparison to the "classics," but honestly, it's my favorite, and I say it's number 12.
Best movie one-liners
The godfather part 2, 11. “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.".
So many quotes, life lessons, and ideas came from this franchise. It's crazy to think about how many parts of our speech and ways we think, actually came from cinema, especially mafia cinema.
Part 2 still delivering
10. “this is not ‘nam. this is bowling. there are rules.”.
This one isn't "better" than The Godfather's lines, it's just number 10 because it's different, it's unique, and it's also perfectly stupid for this stupidly perfect movie.
John Goodman delivers the line
Gone with the wind, 9. "frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn.".
The OG of the best movie one-liners.
Gone with the Wind clip
Dr. strangelove, 8. “gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. this is the war room”.
Even if you haven't seen it, just read it, it's amazing.
Older one-liners
7. “what is this a center for ants.
Popularized amongst millennials, this one-liner has weirdly become one of the most comedic ways to express the size of anything.
Perfect way to end the film
The dark knight, 6. “why so serious”.
This phrase introduced us to Heath Ledger's Joker. The first time we see him in The Dark Knight , is the first time we hear it, it was powerful then, and it still is now...though, still super creepy.
Ledger's line introduces us to his character
Jerry maguire, 5. “you had me at hello.”.
Probably the most romantic movie one-liner ever. I wish I could go back to the day I heard it for the first time.
Watch the full scene
Back to the future, 4. “roads where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”.
I still say this, all the time. It makes no sense when I say it, and that's the power of it. It's fantastical, quirky, and everybody loves it.
Back to the Future one-liner
3. “she doesn’t even go here”.
This line is in this particular spot because I think it's more difficult for younger films to get noticed for their incredible one-liners. Films like The Godfather , Star Wars , or what's considered "classic cinema" tend to get all of the attention for noteworthy lines.
She doesn't even go here
The silence of the lambs, 2. “i’m having an old friend for dinner.” .
I cringe just thinking about this, but it's also so good and perfect for what's actually going on in the film.
What a line
1. "i told you not to go in that house.".
Okay, so this line may not be something repeated for generations, but it will definitely be remembered. It brings the film full circle and it's a near perfect ending. It may not be a universal line like those in The Godfather , but I put it here because not only does it provide comedic relief for the scene, it provides it for the entire film.
One-liners bring comedic relief in Get Out
Best movie taglines & why they work.
You saw some of the best examples of one-liners in movie history, but how good are you at describing the entire film in a line. If you're a writer, you'll probably have to do that at some point. Learn from the best in the next article.
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Crazy Stupid Love Quotes
Crazy, Stupid, Love is a movie made to be quoted. Over and over. Several of these Crazy Stupid Love quotes include musings by Cal (Steve Carell), a middle-aged man in the midst of divorcing his wife, Emily (Julianne Moore). Other clever nuggets of "wisdom" come from player Jacob (Ryan Gosling), who gets thrown for a loop when he meets Hannah (Emma Stone), a woman that captures his heart. Don't see your favorite Crazy, Stupid, Love movie quote listed? Feel free to add it!
Critics generally gave favorable reviews to Crazy, Stupid, Love . Ryan Gosling's hilarious performance as Jacob also earned him a 2012 Golden Globe Awards nomination for Best Actor in a Movie: Comedy or Musical . Crazy, Stupid, Love was also nominated for Favorite Comedy at the 2012 People's Choice Awards.
In case you missed Crazy Stupid Love in theaters (too many people did), you can always watch it on DVD. The Crazy Stupid Love DVD was released on November 1, 2011.
Crazy, Stupid, Love follows several different generations of people all struggling to come to terms with what love means. It's crazy and it's stupid, but it's definitely love. Despite being one of the more well-reviewed comedies of summer 2011, Crazy Stupid Love didn't perform as well as other funny movies. The film took in just over $19 million in its box office debut weekend, but did go on to gross more than $75 million as of early-September 2011.
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Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?
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Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with. Cal: Sexually? Jacob: Yeah, no. I mean break dance fighting.
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Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.
Divorce and Creme Brulee
Emily: I'm trying to think about what I want... (looks at restaurant menu) Cal: Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three... Emily: I want a divorce. Cal: (simultaneously) Creme brulee...
Perfect Combination of Sexy and Cute
Cal: Okay, you know what? I'm in Corporate Insurance. I have children, plural. And my wife was cheating on me with David Lindhagen, which I wasn't supposed to tell you about either. But I did, nice to meet you. Kate: What were you supposed to tell me? Cal: I do...I don't know! I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Which is actually something that I used to say to my wife, but now it's become corrupted and I have eighteen layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie and a sweater and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just...it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm...this sweater, this is called slim cut, but it feels like a scuba suite and I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about? Kate: You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute? Cal: That's what you picked up from what I just said?
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Most people are afraid of going crazy as it means losing control over oneself. Yet, as several quotes about being crazy shows, craziness is sometimes necessary for us to enjoy life. This kind of craziness takes us to that next level or makes us break out of conventional routine. Taking us out of our comfort zones, doing some crazy stuff can spice up our life.
There is a fine balance between being simply crazy, and being crazy for the right reasons. As Chris Brown says, the young are crazy at heart, and without going through this phase, they cannot live to be old and wise.
According to Samuel Beckett, everyone is born mad, but some remain so throughout their life. When people are crazy about their passion, they seem to be completely insane. However, it is passion that makes the world go round, says Wes Campton. When we embrace our crazy passion and love what we do, we can even make it our living. As H.S Thompson says, what can be more amazing than being paid for being crazy? Many famous people lived out crazy impossible dreams in their lifetimes. One of them is Marilyn Monroe, who said that it is better to be ridiculous than to be boring. According to Matt Ngyuen, being a little crazy and loosening up sometimes, keeps us sane.
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Here are 28 Notable Quotes About Being Crazy
“It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than to be absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe
“I’m being crazy for you but the timing is always off!”
“Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Matt Nguyen
“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.” – R.A. Wilson
“You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.” – Chris Brown
“No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.”
“If being crazy means living a life as if it matters, then I don’t care if we are completely insane.”
“Craziness is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.” – Tom DeMarco
“Be crazy, be weird, don’t be afraid of what anybody thinks!”
“You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and kept them to yourself.” – Mara Purnhagen
“I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane.” – Waylon Jennings
“Being in love will leave you half crazy.”
“It’s never any fun being normal, and besides… all the best people are crazy.”
“I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.”
“Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated… But there is no cure for stupid.”
“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.” – H.S. Thompson
“Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.”
“Sometimes its to your advantage for people to think you are crazy.”
“Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be in love. Love is an irrational emotion with it having no real emotion.”
“Craziness is what makes the world round, without crazy, there wouldnt be passion.” – Wes Campton
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.” – Samuel Beckett
“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.”
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” – H.S. Thompson
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” – Albert Einstein
“You’re lucky I like you so much, cause you’re even crazier then I am.”
“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn’t understood.” – Weihui Zhou
“You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy.” – Charles Manson
“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
“My friends and I are crazy. That‘s the only thing that keeps us sane.” This quote perfectly fits for me and my crazy friends.
Really Great Collection of Superb Quotes,Thanks a lot for sharing…
“Samuel Beckett” Quotes are all time Favorite of mine,Thanks a lot for this great Collection.
Nice Notable Quotes are shared here i like most of them thanks for sharing these quotes.
Crazy is not definable nor rational. It is reality glanced at by people who are unstable but think they are. When you bandy the thought that another is unstable….it is you, who cannot settle on the thoughts of your own.
Crazy, then, if seen through a mirror, beholds the true image of the person imprisoned in a mental warfare of who is most logical. Logic does not define “normal.” Normal is not logical. Crazy is not logical nor normal. Just because the majority of people around you “say” you are crazy, perhaps you need to be with a different group. Kids change who their friends are as they achieve adulthood. It would be ‘crazy’ to stay with people who do not support your way of thinking. That is intelligence. Accepting what other people say, which is their opinion, is not healthy, unless you like it.
If you like being put-down, and inspires you to be a better, you, then, you are intelligent, using mockery to your full advantage. If you like hearing uplifting thoughts about your decisions and you become “big-headed” and frown upon those who are not like you, then perhaps you need counseling. Many people are miss-guided and seek no help. Those who do, are not crazy, they seek to become better people who may inspire others to improve.
Is mankind, crazy? Maybe. Let us look at the evidence. People infuse the air with contamination that we breathe that causes diseases and cancer. People spray plants people eat with pesticides that kill insects and offers diseases to people who eat the pesticides, too. People pour poisons into our waste water, then people channel the water to the ocean, where the fish we eat, contain the same contamination people poured into the ocean. People create noise, and some people must listen to the noise from their bedroom, the entire duration of “resting.” People kill each other for reasons that not justified by self-protection. People steal personal property from others. People lie to each other. People don’t always help people, who need it, the most. People under pay wages to people who are living below the poverty level.
Am I CrAzY? …for leaving three (3) messages here, thinking someone is going to read my thoughts? Maybe.
The “moderator” will make a decision, whether to publish my writings. If my thoughts are published, I will be thankful. If not, perhaps the moderator will be blessed with my thoughts, and change his/her mind on a future date. Then, I will have feedback, knowing I helped, at least, one person during my journey of life here, with you all!
My idea of a successful and productive life is, how many people did I help achieve their full potential before their last day.
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Pop culture has gifted us with some amazing, hilarious characters.
People have different tastes in genres. Some people like their TV shows to be fun and easy-going and others prefer something deep.
Each character has their own unique stories. A part of us relates to our favorite character from television sitcoms. We tend to adopt their styles and become more like them. Funny characters from our favorite television sitcoms tend to attract us more often. We have a list of funny TV quotes from the funniest TV sitcoms of all time. Check these funny quotes from TV sitcoms out.
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Funny Quotes From Famous '90s TV Shows
Check out this list of funny sitcom quotes and sitcom one-liners from our all-time favorite TV shows.
1. "Ethel and I have decided that you have married us and not a television set."
- Lucy Ricardo, 'I Love Lucy'.
2. "They don't even ask anymore; they just assume that their wish is our command."
- Joey Gladstone, 'Full House'.
3. "Ever since I said 'I do', there are so many things we don't."
4. "Don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life."
- Hyde, 'The 70s Show'.
5. "I don't know. If I had the answer, I'd be at the Mayo Clinic. Does this place look like the Mayo Clinic? Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. And rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can't change rule number one."
- Henry Blake, ' Mash '.
6. "A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright."
- Lucille, 'I Love Lucy'.
7. "Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel.”
- Jerry, 'Seinfeld'.
8. "You spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you'd have bought a paddle."
- Niles, 'The Nanny'.
9. “Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.”
– Charlotte, 'Sex And The City'.
10. "Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do!"
- Ricky Ricardo, ' I Love Lucy '.
Funny Quotes From 'The Office'
'The Office' has some of the best funny TV quotes and is a fan favorite television show. 'The Office' has some of the best Tv comedy of all time. Check these hilarious funny TV quotes out.
11. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
- Michael Scott, 'The Office'.
12. “Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
- Andy Bernard , 'The Office'.
13. "I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do."
14. “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.”
- Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'.
15. “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl, so I’m wise and have worms.”
16. "If you didn’t already know, prison isn’t a fun place."
17. "Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn."
- Andy Bernard, 'The Office'.
18. “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”
19. "Should have burned this place down when I had the chance."
- Michael Scott , 'The Office'.
Best Funny Quotes From Sitcoms
These funniest TV show quotes from the best television sitcoms will make you re-watch these TV shows. Check out these best sitcom quotes.
20. “You can’t spell America without Erica.”
– Erica, 'Stranger Things'.
21. “I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.”
– Piper, 'Orange Is The New Black'.
22. “I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!”
– Taiga Aisaka, 'Toradora'.
23. “I’m a good boyfriend in my sleep.”
- Marshall Eriksen, 'How I Met Your Mother'.
24. “Are you sure? Cause I took one of those 'Which Gossip Girl are you?' quizzes, and it said I was the dad’s guitar.”
- Liz Lemon, 'Orange Is The New Black'.
25. “I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making.”
- Chidi Anagonye, 'The Good Place'.
26. "Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't, so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is."
- Fleabag, 'Fleabag'.
27. "I've been eating for two my whole life and now I've act got an excuse."
- Mindy Lahiri, 'The Mindy Project'.
28. “She disrespected me. Now I’m gonna have to kill her.”
– Pennsatucky, 'Orange Is The New Black'.
29. "An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!”
– Marie Mjolnir, 'Soul Eater'.
30. “Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Clause?”
- Jason, ' The Good Place '.
Funny Quotes From 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
This hilarious TV show has changed many people in society with humor. Check these funny TV show quotes from 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
31. “The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”
- Gina Linette, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
32. "That's because vampires don't appear on film."
- Captain Holt, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
33. “You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
34. "Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
- Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
35. "You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free."
- Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
36. "Jake, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out of a window?"
37. "We've busted murderers; we've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department."
38. “Hello, unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. See ya.”
- Scully, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
39. "Fine. but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!”
- Jake Peralta , 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'.
40. “Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding hades?”
41. "I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."
Funny Quotes From Popular TV Shows
Reading a few famous sitcom quotes and funny TV lines in between work can make our work feel less difficult. Check out these funny TV quotes from some of the funniest television shows.
42. “Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.”
- Ted Mosby, 'How I Met Your Mother'.
43. “Don't make me an optimist. You will ruin my life.”
44. “I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.”
45. “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”
- Tahani, 'The Good Place'.
46. “She‘s our friend and she’s crazy.”
– Dustin Henderson, ' Stranger Things '.
47. “Death is all around us.”
48. “Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.”
– Kondou Isao, 'Gintama'.
49. "Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those ' Eat Pray Love ' things. Ugh, forget it, I don't want to pray."
50. “Oh… That word bums me out unless it’s between the words meat and pizza.”
51. “I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyoncé.”
52. “If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.”
– L Lawliet, 'Death Note'.
53. “If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
–Mike Wheeler, 'Stranger Things'.
Funny Quotes From 'The Big Bang Theory'
The more we read funny TV quotes from this television show, the more we understand why this is one one the longest-running television shows. Listed below are some funny TV quotes from 'The Big Bang Theory'.
54. "Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
- Sheldon Cooper , 'The Big Bang Theory'.
55. “Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.”
- Raj Koothrappali, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
56. “Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh at a knock knock joke that starts ‘Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy’?”
– Amy Farrah Fowler, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
57. “Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.”
- Penny, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
58. “Merry Newton-mas everyone.”
– Leonard Hofstadter, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
59. “I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
– Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
60. “Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon -- a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms ...or hits you with the pepper spray.”
- Howard Wolowitz, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
61. "That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
62. “I do wanna fling my poop at her.”
63. “We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls. That’s why we fight robots.”
- Barry Kripke, 'The Big Bang Theory'.
Funny Quotes From 'Friends'
Check these funny 'Friends' TV show quotes out to relive the best moments from the show.
64. “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
- Joey Tribbiani, 'Friends'.
65. "Could I be wearing any more clothes."
66. “Hi. I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
- Chandler Bing, 'Friends'.
67. "Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to."
- Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'.
68. “Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
69. "Phoebe: “You are not gonna believe this — I have just been discovered!
Chandler: “Now, wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago!”
-'Friends'.
70. "You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you."
71. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
72. "Don’t you put words in people’s mouths! You put turkey in people’s mouths."
73. “That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!”
74. “I can handle this. ‘Handle’ is my middle name. Actually, ‘handle’ is the middle of my first name.”
75. “What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”
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10 incredible jack nicholson character quotes.
Jack Nicholson had a prolific career as an actor that included roles as the Joker and Jack Torrance. Here are ten of his best iconic character quotes!
Jack Nicholson is often considered one of (if not the) best actors of all time. His passionate delivery and uncanny ability to play crazy, demented characters are second to none, but his versatility is also seriously impressive.
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Across a career that is currently in its sixth decade, he has certainly been provided his fair share of brilliant lines, delivered with equal brilliance. We’ve collected ten of the best quotes from characters Jack Nicholson has portrayed.
The Shining: “Wendy, Darling, Light Of My Life...”
We all know how much Stephen King hated Stanley Kubrick’s phenomenal adaptation of The Shining . It led to the creation of his own shambolic TV series, replacing Nicholson with a wooden, unoriginal lead. In the original film, Nicholson is in his greatest form ever.
One of the highlights comes when Jack Torrance is following Wendy (equipped with a baseball bat) up the stairs of The Overlook Hotel. His twisted look and demented delivery only add to the brilliant writing of the spine-tingling line: “Wendy, darling, light of my life, I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash them right, the fuck, in”.
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: “Not A Thing, Doc”
The film adaptation of Ken Kasey’s unique novel is one of the rare examples of a film being better than its source material. One of the factors that really help that happen is the performance of Nicholson as Randel McMurphy.
There are various quotes from the incredible supporting cast that would make a list of ‘best film quotes of all time’, but McMurphy opens the film with a quote that sets up the entire film and the confusion of whether he really is mentally ill. When asked if he thought anything was wrong with his brain, he replies “Not a thing, Doc”.
Chinatown: “To Tell You The Truth, I Lied A Little”
Despite coming from the extremely controversial mind of Roman Polanski, there is no denying that Chinatown is one of Nicholson’s best roles ever, with his perfect acting complimenting the powerful and twist-filled storyline. The greatest quotation we can take from Nicholson’s JJ Gittes is his multi-layered “to tell you the truth, I lied a little”.
Juxtaposing the admission of lying with an assurance of truth is a great way to demonstrate the untrustworthy nature of the character, providing Nicholson with yet another brilliantly complex character with a way with words.
The Bucket List: “The Wheels On The Bus...”
Teaming Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson up to play the lead roles in the buddy-comedy The Bucket List was a stroke of genius. Seeing the two veterans of classic cinema take on a bittersweet comedy role that puts their age at the center is both heart-warming and really quite sad.
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Nicholson’s character puts the inevitability of death into simple, yet hauntingly poetic words: “we live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round”. It implies that whether we die or we live, the universe will carry on as usual. Powerful.
Five Easy Pieces: “Interested In Hearing Anything About Me...”
Often considered one of Nicholson’s best roles ever, Five Easy Pieces is also a great piece of cinema full of incredible, enduring quotes. It follows the story of Bobby Dupea and his life as an oil rig worker which he uses to cover his privileged upbringing as a piano prodigy.
His resonant chat with his dying father gives some of the best lines of the entire film: ‘I don't know if you'd be particularly interested in hearing anything about me. My life, I mean... Most of it doesn't add up to much... that I could relate as a way of life that you'd approve of’.
About Schmidt: “Relatively Soon, I Will Die...”
About Schmidt is another of Nicholson’s brilliant later-years roles. In this film, he plays the titular Schmidt, who is retiring from his job and exploring his life after the death of his wife.
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While its primarily a comedy with plenty of great humor from Nicholson, the most poignant line of the film is a heart-breaking muse on death: ‘Relatively soon, I will die. Maybe in 20 years, maybe tomorrow, it doesn't matter. Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never existed. What difference has my life made to anyone?’.
As Good As It Gets: “You Make Me Want To Be A Better Man”
With Nicholson landing an Academy Award for his leading role in As Good As It Gets , you can be pretty sure his performance is up there with the best of all time. His character, Melvin Udall, is an OCD-suffering novelist who hates humans.
We see him change for the better of the course of the film, and that is what gives its best quotation such powerful meaning, as it demonstrates how his outlook on life has shifted so beautifully: ‘you make me want to be a better man’.
Batman: “Boo!”
In the 1989 entry into the Batman franchise , Nicholson plays a demented, incredibly memorable version of the Joker. There are almost too many brilliant lines that could make their way into this list, from his emotionally fragile moments to his most twisted scenes.
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However, thanks to Nicholson’s gruesome, wide smile and messy makeup, it’s the simplest line of the film that ends up having the biggest impact. With a simple “boo!”. He captures the creepy atmosphere and personality of the character in under a second.
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: “I Must Be Crazy To Be In A Loony Bin Like This”
Another one from the inimitable mind of Randall McMurphy sees another self-aware dig at his own mental state taking on multiple layers of meaning.
While One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest ends with McMurphy finally succumbing to the environment he put himself in, we never really find out about the true extent of his own afflictions. The line “I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this” both references his own potential insanity, while also foreshadowing his tragic fate.
The Shining: “Here’s Johnny!”
Of course, one of the most iconic quotes in the history of the entertainment industry tops our list. While this has to be Nicholson’s greatest quote, it also comes with one of the most beloved visual images of all time; when he puts his head through the terrifying axe shaped hole in the bathroom door.
Not only was it perfectly delivered, this particular quotation just gets better when you find out Nicholson improvised it in the moment, attempting to channel as much creepiness into the character as he possibly could. It worked. Very, very well.
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Prosecutors deny claim by Alec Baldwin's lawyers that authorities destroyed gun in 'Rust' movie set shooting
- Alec Baldwin's lawyers said that New Mexico authorities destroyed the firearm at the center of the "Rust" movie criminal case.
- Prosecutors disputed the claim, saying in a statement to CNBC that the gun is in evidence and "available for the defense to review."
- Baldwin, charged with two counts of manslaughter, was holding the firearm that killed a "Rust" crew member but has denied he pulled the trigger.
New Mexico prosecutors denied the claim that Alec Baldwin's lawyers made on Thursday that state authorities had destroyed the firearm that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of the movie "Rust."
"The court, I don't think is aware of this point, but I think I should tell the court that the firearm in this case ... was destroyed by the state," Alex Spiro, one of Baldwin's lawyers, said during a hearing Thursday. "That's obviously an issue and we're going to need to see that firearm, or what's left of it."
Prosecutors didn't respond to Spiro's assertion during the hearing, but in a statement to CNBC said that Spiro's claim is false.
"The gun Alec Baldwin used in the shooting that killed Halyna Hutchins has not been destroyed by the state. The gun is in evidence and is available for the defense to review," said Heather Brewer, spokesperson for New Mexico's First Judicial District Attorney's office.
"The defense's unexpected statement in the status hearing today that the gun had been destroyed by the state may be a reference to a statement in the FBI's July 2022 firearms testing report that said damage was done to internal components of the gun during the FBI's functionality testing. However, the gun still exists and can be used as evidence."
Baldwin, star and producer of "Rust," was holding the gun when it killed Hutchins. He has denied he pulled the trigger.
Lawyers for Baldwin and the film's original armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, appeared virtually at the Thursday status hearing. The defendants are charged with two different types of involuntary manslaughter following the October 2021 fatal shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Both counts carry a maximum possible sentence of 18 months in prison. A jury will decide which of the two counts, if any, to convict on.
The prosecution i s already facing pressure for some mistakes it's made since launching the criminal case just over a month ago. For example, the potential 18-month prison sentence is a lower penalty than Baldwin and Gutierrez-Reed were initially up against.
Special prosecutor Andrea Reeb had originally mischarged Baldwin with a firearm enhancement that would add five more years to his sentence if convicted. Reeb admitted in emails to Baldwin's lawyers that she had incorrectly applied that enhancement, which was not in effect at the time of the shooting.
Baldwin's lawyers filed a motion on Feb. 7 for Reeb to recuse herself from the case, which she rejected on Monday.
Reeb is simultaneously serving as special prosecutor on the "Rust" case while serving as a Republican state legislator. New Mexico's constitution prohibits a member of one branch of government from exercising the power of another branch.
The DA's office claimed in Monday's court filings that because special prosecutors "do not fit squarely" within either the executive or judicial branch, the "logical conclusion" is that special prosecutors belong to neither branch. In their February motion, Baldwin's lawyers had conversely argued that the power of prosecution cannot be neatly categorized as either executive or judicial because it falls into both branches.
A hearing on the disqualification motion will is scheduled for March 27.
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